This seriously made me LOL. Some apparently think they're choking a chicken.

…had has touched themselves like they were trying to overpower the grip of a giant squid’s tentacle. The amount of speed and friction they used seemed to mimic that of a desperate man lost in the woods trying one last time to start a fire with a stick before nightfall. And with a grip reminiscent of a taffy puller.
All the Questions About Penises I Never Got to Ask
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Jun 22, 2022
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This seriously made me LOL. Some apparently think they're choking a chicken.
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Written by John Egelkrout8.4K Followers
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I am a sanity-curious former teacher who writes about politics, social issues, memoirs, and a variety of other topics. You can also follow me on Substack.
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